realest thing I’ve seen in a while
this was so amazing. so thought provoking. an eye-opening social criticism.
➸ gets into a cab only to find someone else already inside AU
➸ out walking their dog who starts chasing after the other person’s dog AU
➸ cat/dog runs away and other person finds it AU
➸ mistaken identity AU
➸ pen pals AU
➸ sit next to each other in orchestra AU
#ok but take them out of context and imagine they were on a blind date#and Derek was terrible company because he was receiving texts from Erica every thirty seconds saying#I CAN SEE HIM FROM ACROSS THE BAR #HE LOOKS HOT#HAVE YOU BONED HIM YET #ASK HIM IF HE LIKES TO GET LOUD#STOP GLARING YOU’RE SCARING HIM#and Stiles was nervous as hell and trying to cover it#and spilt his water all over Derek #then nearly set the table on fire#but every so often they’d catch a break a couple of seconds where one of them would smile#and the other would smile back and hearts would start racing#and maybe Derek gruffly talks about his job as a cop#and Stiles lights up and talks about how he wants to be a cop too omg!!!#and Derek goes quiet like… oh fuck exactly how old are you#and Stiles is like uh 19#and Derek’s like ok i need to leave i’m old and this is a disaster#BUT Stiles chases after him like woah woah #hey i happen to like antiques ok#maybe i’m on the young side but idc how old YOU are#and i think you’re pretty neat#and i think we should try this again without your friend spying on us#and Derek huffs a laugh like damn you actually will make a good cop if you noticed that#and Stiles is like hell yeah you can totally teach me how to frisk someone#then blushes with embarassment and so DOES DEREK AND THEY’RE STANDING ON THE CORNER OF THE STREET#BLUSHING TOGETHER#and Erica leans out of the bar door and yells at them to kiss#BASICALLY MY POINT is that out of context this looks like Stiles trynna convince Derek of something#like them being a good thing (via stilinskisparkles)
1/10 celebrity crushes - Thomas Brodie-Sangster
There are such kids - indigo children. A strange new generation that appeared at the turn of the millenium. The children that came from the skies, born by wise people, out of stereotypes. They know everything about themselves and they know their destiny. People often tell me that I’m somewhat different and my mum makes up some funny terms to describe me - she takes them from books and TV shows. She says I’m not from this world. I don’t know what world I came from, but I know for sure what I want.
i really like the idea of bruce being the one the avengers send out of the tower on milk runs and stuff because no one ever recognizes him and he always grumbles about it until one day he’s coming back home to the tower and this little kid just spots him and let’s out this tiny…
#you know this some real shit cause if you’re in the rain for like five minutes in jane austen you get all sick #and have to be ‘bedridden’ and ‘fussed over’ #so he went out after her in the regency equivalent of a shootout just to be like #’I LOVE YOU BUT YOUR FAMILY IS POOR AND EMBARRASSING’
Viggo Mortensen’s ALS Ice Bucket Challenge (x)
When your otp does something and you just can’t… :